Evil in the Concert Hall

If you’re gonna claim to have made a deal with The Devil, The Devil better know who you are

My female friends and I are getting ready to put on a concert. The only problem is, we’re kind of not talking to each other, for petty reasons. However, the show must go on.

Some of us are at the top of the bleachers watching another friend singing on a stage down below. We’ve been talking, and we’re slowly starting to get along again. I decide that I want a pretty dress for my performance. I concentrate my powers to make one appear, and it first it doesn’t work, but then a beautiful pink, ruffly dress appears on me. My friend Thalia gets real close behind me and says, “Oh wow, cool!” and suddenly we’re both on stage.

My back is to the crowd, and I am nervous, but I’ve got to turn around and start singing. I do, and the words and my voice are powerful and beautiful. When I get to the end, I keep repeating the last line, “I am the queen!” I even have the audience sing along with me. I finish, and as the crowd is cheering, all hell breaks loose.

Evil people have infiltrated the concert hall, and soon we realize they are in our whole town (and maybe the world). They are beating us up left and right. As I’m fighting, Thalia and I are ripped away from each other, and I don’t see her again.

I find the guy who is in charge of this massive assault, and I begin to use my powers to manipulate the wind and trees and weather, hoping to intimidate him. He is a little taken aback, but not much.

I ask him, “Why are you doing this?”

He replies, “I made a deal with the Devil!”

I respond, “Oh really? Well, I’ll just call him up!”

I put my hand to my ear like a phone, and the guy starts laughing at me and gesturing to his friend.

“Hey Devil, how’s it going?” I say, and I really am talking to the Devil on my hand phone, but this guy doesn’t believe it. “Hey this guy, I think his name is Payne, he said he made a deal with you? Oh you’ve never heard of him? Ok, thanks!”

I hang up, and immediately a group of guys runs up and punches Payne right in the nose. The fighting stops at once.

Things aren’t completely back to normal though. Everything and everyone is in a kind of stasis, and I am flying around using my powers to make it all right again. I go into store after store, holding my hands up to send energy into them. As the energy hits them, people start moving again, and look at me with immense relief.

It is a lot of work, though, and I go into a grocery store and grab a woman and say, “I’m going to give you some of my powers so you can help me.”

I hold her hands and ask, “Can you feel a little of them?” She says excitedly, “I can feel a lot!”

She holds her hands up and makes everything in the store go back to normal.

I go from store to store giving people temporary use of my powers. I find a guy and a blindfolded little girl and I try to hold her hand and give her powers but her mother comes and snatches her away. Then I find an old man with a cane, and as I give him my powers, he looks me straight in the eye and lets out a fart. I shrug it off — after all, I am the queen!